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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Hi gang, I have a terrible sinus head ach so I am begging your pardon today! Have a good one.

Thought for the day,
> Subject: OLD AGE HA HA HA]
> Three men were discussing aging at the Community Centre,"Sixty is the
> worst age to be," said the 60-year-old." You always feel like you have to
> pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes
> "Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
> don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you
> on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"
> "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
> "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
> "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on
> flat rock; no problem at all."
> "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
> "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
> With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
> You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what's
> tough about being 80?"
> "I don't wake up until 7."


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