WHY ARTE THERE TERRORISTS’

Hi gang hope every one had a good hump day! I have done nothing today but lay around. These ole dizzy spells throw me for a loop. Blog surfing sounds like a lot of people have colds. It’s that time of the year again. Today I heard there would be a flu shoot shortage. Always something!



Another old friend passed today. Mr. Roger Daingerfield. He has found respect! RIP old friend!

Have you ever thought about why the Terrorists are like they are? Here is a few reasons I received via e-mail.

WHY ARE THERE TERRORISTS?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now...

No Jesus,
No Christmas,
No television,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster,
No shellfish (or even frozen fish sticks),
No gumbo,
No jambalaya.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is
there a mystery here?



Thought for the day, ‘every body loves somebody some time’ just thinking of old Deno!