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Tuesday, September 28, 2004


Hi gang the week is clipping on by hump day is upon us. I hope everyone has had a good day. Our temperature has cooled down into the mid 80s during the day and a comfortable 60s at night. I sure would like to keep it like that.

It is not often you get to be a witness to a real hero in action but one of my friends gave me a first hand account………….

It seams old Joe Smith saved a ladies life down at Black Eye Pee Restraint.

Old Joe Smith

The story goes…

Never start choking in the South...
Two rednecks walk into a diner and sit down at a table.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the rednecks looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the redneck walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

Old Joe Smith never waited for a thank you. He and my friend walked out got in his Limo and drove off.

They had heard the fish were biting so they went down to his hi-rise to get the yacht out for some serious kat fishing!

Thought for the day, I lived in Chicago for half my life and if you lived past 149th St. you were a redneck!


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