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Location: T-Town, Alabama, United States

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Friday, August 27, 2004

Hi gang it’s here the eagle has flown! Now what was it you wanted to do? Get out there and do it to it! One thing for sure Monday will be here before you know it.

Grampa use to tell me son, it use to be wild around here on Friday night. It was so bad I had to put the steels under ground. Put the cows in the barn and luck up your granma. I ask why did he locked up granma and he said son she was the ring leader!

Today has been hastiest. I helped a friend move some furniture and got back home just in time to take my wife to pick up her new car. My old car bit the dust so we switched. I got her old car and she got her a new one. Here is a picture only hers is moron not white. I was looking it over top to bottom and she said what are you doing? I told her I was looking for the kitchens sink! That car has got every thing. The on-star system is cool. What I need another phone bill!

I ran across this in my e-mail today about Bill Gates. Strong talk!

Subject: Bill Gates Speaks to Schools

To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a high school about 11
things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how

feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of
kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up
for failure in the real world.

To the teens of the world who think they know it all:

Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel
good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of
high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until
you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till
you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is NOT beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping
-- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If YOU mess up, it's not your parents' fault,
so don't whine about YOUR mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as
boring as they are now. They got that way from paying YOUR
bills, cleaning YOUR clothes and listening to YOU talk about how cool

YOU thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the
of your parent's generation,try delousing the closet in your
own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners
and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they
have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as
MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This
doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in
real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't
get summers off and very few employers are interested
in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life
people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up
working for one.


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