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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Hi gang, man I am worn out! Got the grass cut, and chopped up some more trees to burn. Not fun in 90* heat. Short post to night. I hope every one had a good hump day!

So, we don't forget our worth.......

"There's one flaw in women,".................

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
time on
this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to
completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
that can
hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a
scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with only

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

" But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to
reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.. You thought of
everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships
they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight
they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for
answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without
their family can have.They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer
their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth
or a
wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the
loss of
family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly,
run, or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.The heart of a
is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They
compassion and ideals.They give moral support to their family and
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget

Thought for the day, if a picture is worth a thousand words, why don’t we just post pictures?

Word for the day; Thule.


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