East side Jargon about home,family,sports,fun,and blogging

Location: T-Town, Alabama, United States

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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Hi gang, I did it again I lost my post! I ziged when I should have zaged! Got the roof cleaned, and the front. Tomorrow I cut grass and that is it until my daughter goes back to Chicago. I got this in e-mail today. I hope it puts a smile on Dasi. Face She could use a smile about now!

Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person
who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting
better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the
condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well.
In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken
off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement,
Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What
a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member
or a very close friend!"

" Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit!"

Thought for the day, we are the only ones alive who have seen Venus pass in front of the sun!

Word for the day; Laureate.


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