Hi gang, hope every one had a good day. I am back swinging an axe. I have got to get all the trees cut up for burning. Made a dent in it today. Should be able to finish in about three days.
Magen is home from school again today. Tomorrow we are
Taking her to the doctor. She has not been able to keep much food down all week.
I ran across a good one for all the beer drinkers out there. Ladies don’t look!
BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it! She blows her top, "You bxstard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat asx down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around likeyour slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shxt, it's started."
Thought for the day, mercy means nothing to a murderer.
Word for the day: coxcomb.
Magen is home from school again today. Tomorrow we are
Taking her to the doctor. She has not been able to keep much food down all week.
I ran across a good one for all the beer drinkers out there. Ladies don’t look!
BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it! She blows her top, "You bxstard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat asx down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around likeyour slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shxt, it's started."
Thought for the day, mercy means nothing to a murderer.
Word for the day: coxcomb.
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