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Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Reat of The Story



> Our Life Explained...
>
>
> On the first day, God created the dog and
> said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and
> bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this,
> I will give you a life span of twenty years." The
> dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
> about only ten years and I'll give you back the
> other ten?"
>
> So God agreed.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey
> and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make
> them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year
> life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for
> twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.
> How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God agreed.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and
> said: "You must go into the field with the farmer
> all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves,
> and give milk to support the farmer's family. For
> this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
> The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
> me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and
> I'll give back the other forty?"
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
> this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said:
> "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
> monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back;
> that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why the first twenty years we
> eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next
> forty years we slave in the sun to support our
> family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks
> to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten
> years, we sit on the front porch and bark at
> everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you.

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