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Saturday, March 19, 2005

Nothing but a rain

Hi gang, not much going on. My wife is sick and the girls are at the twins for the weekend. Me and the dogs are geting lots of rest. Have a good one. Here's an action adventure for you...

Subject: Fw: Successful Lawyer

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?

Thought for the day, siting high on a hill overlooking te city He said; Jeruslem Jeruslem long have I loned to hold you in my arms is a mother gathers her chicks under her wings!


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