Through that bug rightr out the window!!
Hi gang, hope every one had a baddish hump day! It has been cold and rain here all day, same on tap for tomorrow. Well sometime you just have to grin and bare it. I feel so much better and no rain is going to dampen my yahoo! There is only one small problem! I don’t have a thing to talk about.
My granpa use to say son if you don’t have anything to say Tell them about….
A Married Irishman
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said
to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as
putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For
your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the
poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers,
and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a
moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him
saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the
poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it
in.
Thought for the day, I hope all of yaw has one foot in heaven before the devil finds out your missing!
Happy St. Pat’s day to all of you!
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