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Monday, January 31, 2005

‘Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right’

Hi gang sure hope every one had a good Monday. Sort of dreary here, cold and rain. Tomorrow is a ditto of today. I don’t have a lot to say. I am in the dog- house again!
I am getting good at finding my way there as of late. I want give you blow by blow accounting it would bore you to death. I put my foot in my mouth again! She said something I didn’t like, so I said something back. That was the wrong answer. I just can’t learn to keep my mouth shut. I am not going to happy with the out come, so why bother!

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THE DACHSHUND!Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dogwon would be entitled to dominate the world.Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 “! Thick and nobody could get near it.When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange lookinganimal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, andslowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the AmericanDachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened itsmouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.There was nothing left of his dog at all.Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweilerer female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves.""That's nothing,” said Bush."We had Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeons working for 5 years to makethat alligator look like a wiener dog."

Thought for the day, I looked out the window today at the bare trees and could séance the awaking of the sap in the roots. My Maple trees are getting buds already!


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