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Location: T-Town, Alabama, United States

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Saturday, April 24, 2004

Hi gang, hope everyone had a good Sat. I did got out and cut grass. You should have seen me weaving all over! I have been working in paint on tonight post because I have not been able to get on line.
It only took me little over two hours to draw a donkey that looks like a dog! Just remember the picture is a donkey! LOL.

Tonight you gona here a story about a donkey!

The Donkey Story
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who
Remarked it was a shame the old man was walking
And the boy was riding. The man and boy thought
Maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked,
'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'
They then decided they both would walk.
Soon they passed some more people who thought
They were stupid to walk when they had a decent
Donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them
By saying how awful to put such a load on a poor
Donkey. The boy and man said they were probably
Right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they
Crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal
And it fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?
If you try to please everybody,
You might as well kiss your ass good-bye

Thought for the day, They say life is a bowl of cherrys, sometime my bowl of full of pit!

Word for the day: Irascible.


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