Hi gang quick post tonight! I had oral surgery today and not a happy camper! If that's not bad enough my wife needs the O/S.

So just for you!

A snail grew tired of his reputation for being slow. He decided to get
some fast wheels--a Nissan 350Z. But he insisted that it be changed to
a 350S. "S stands for snail," he said. "I want everybody who sees me
roaring past to know who's driving." The dealer complied. Pretty soon,
the snail was roaring down the highway. And when people saw him
zooming by, they'd say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

AT A TOWING COMPANY
"WE DON'T CHARGE AN ARM AND A LEG. WE WANT TOWS."

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, PAIN IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT LETS YOU NO YOUR STILL ALIVE!

WORD FOR THE DAY: DEHISE.