Thursday, March 15, 2007
Ticket, please."
>
>
>Three women and three men are each traveling by train to the
>Super Bowl.
>
>At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the
>three
>women buy just one ticket.
>
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
>asks one
>of the men.
>
>"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
>They all board the train. The three men take their respective
>seats but
>all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
>Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
>collecting tickets.
>
>He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The
>door opens
>just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
>The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea.
>
>After the game they decide to do the same thing on the return
>trip and
>save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single
>ticket
>for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
>three women
>don't buy any ticket at all!!!
>
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
>perplexed man.
>
>"Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
>When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
>toilet,
>and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
>
>Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves
>their
>toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>The
>woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
Would you believe I had to cut grass again yesterday! The warmer weather has jump started the growing season. Today we have to go to Birmingham to decide on moving our account. Our back was bought out by BBC. There is a lot of bank dealing going on in our area. Any way we don't get up that way often. While we're there we plane to drop by and see one of my aunt's. I hear she is not doing to well.
Have a great Thursday everyone!
Ticket, please."
>
>
>Three women and three men are each traveling by train to the
>Super Bowl.
>
>At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the
>three
>women buy just one ticket.
>
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
>asks one
>of the men.
>
>"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
>They all board the train. The three men take their respective
>seats but
>all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
>Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
>collecting tickets.
>
>He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The
>door opens
>just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
>The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea.
>
>After the game they decide to do the same thing on the return
>trip and
>save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single
>ticket
>for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
>three women
>don't buy any ticket at all!!!
>
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
>perplexed man.
>
>"Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
>When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
>toilet,
>and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
>
>Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves
>their
>toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>The
>woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
Would you believe I had to cut grass again yesterday! The warmer weather has jump started the growing season. Today we have to go to Birmingham to decide on moving our account. Our back was bought out by BBC. There is a lot of bank dealing going on in our area. Any way we don't get up that way often. While we're there we plane to drop by and see one of my aunt's. I hear she is not doing to well.
Have a great Thursday everyone!
posted by Joe | 4:31 AM
8 Comments:
I'm sorry to hear about your aunt, I will keep her in my prayers.
Travel safe. *HUGS*
Hope you had a safe trip, and find your aunt doing better than you've heard. Cute joke, buddy. :)
I hope your aunt is better soon!! xo
Enjoy your weekend.
I hope your aunt is doing better.
Cas
Happy St. Patrick's da!
Have a good weekend, and try not to work so much!
Haha! Now THAT'S funny! :-D
Wait....the joke was funny. Not the bit about your aunt. I just, well....oh never mind.
*mopes*
LOL - the joke was funny. We women are SO clever.
I hope you are not going to overdo it this summer with cutting grass. You have to learn that you have your limits but at the moment I should be preaching to myself. *grin* I promise to take it easier if you promise too.
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