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Saturday, June 19, 2004

Hi gang, hope everyone got caught up today, sure did fly by! Phil is looking good. What about Fred Funk, he is hanging in there. He hit some good shots today.

Tiger, Tiger, what can we say that you haven’t already said it! What will happen tomorrow if the wind blows! Par good wind up winning this thing!

How about the new record, Father and son make the cut! Another first on tour.

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers. Wife: Who is this? Maid: This is the maid. Wife: We don't have a maid. Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house. Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there? MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife. The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000? MAID: Of course! What will I have to do? WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps. MAID: What do I do with the bodies? WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool. MAID: There's no pool here.
A long pause.
WIFE: Is this 832-4821?

Thought for the day, how often have you thought you were right and were wrong?

Word for the day; Requiem.


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