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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Grandpa woke up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He
forced himself to open his eyes and tried to remember the night
before. He's sure he's in BIG trouble with his wife but he doesn't
remember coming home. He sits up and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose!

Jim looks around and sees his clothing on the bedroom chair,
all clean and pressed. Looking further he sees that the room is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note taped to the
mirror: "Honey, breakfast is on The stove, I left early to go shopping
**I LoveYou!**"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jim asked him, "Son...what happened last night?"

His son said, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your
mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black
eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, " Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless
Thought for the day, sometimes a little is whole lot!


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