Two boys were playing football at a park in Ann Arbor, Michigan when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.

A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy, "I'll title it 'Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal.' "

"But I'm not a Wolverine fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Ann Arbor, Michigan, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks, "How does 'Spartan Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack' sound?"

I'm not a Spartan fan either the boys says.

"Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the Spartans. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Notre Dame Fighting Irish fan," the little boy replies. "They're the best."

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Thought for the day, and they always say "LUCK of the Irish"!