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Saturday, January 28, 2006

The Plan!

>> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

>> You gotta love Robin Williams......
>> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
>> Williams to come up with the perfect
>> plan. What we need now is for our
>> UN Ambassador to stand up and
>> repeat this message.
>> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
>> argue with this logic!)
>> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
>> but I have not heard of a plan for
>> peace. So, here's one plan."
>> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>> affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
>> Noriega,
>> Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never
>> "interfere" again.
>> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>> Germany, South Korea, the Middlle East, and the Philippines. They don't
>> want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
>> sneaking through holes in the fence.
>> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>> leave give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
>> be
>> gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
>> are.
>> They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
>> unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
>> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
>> hide
>> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
>> cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
>> If
>> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>> wise.
>> This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
>> require
>> a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
>> have to cope for a while.
>> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
>> their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
>> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>> filling
>> up the storage sites would be enough.)
>> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>> will
>> not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>> cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
>> stolen
>> or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>> anything.
>> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
>> need
>> the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
>> a
>> good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
>> can
>> call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>> ENGLISH...Learn it...Or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your
>> poor,
>> your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
>> want
>> a piece of me?'

Thought for the day, my grandpa use to say son, the highest values the world has ever known are Christian values yet look at the mess our world is in! To err is human to forgive is divine!


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