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Subject: the minister and the cowboy
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.
I played golf yesterday and had my best nine hole round. Don't want to talk about the second nine!#%^&*!
Thought for the day, my grandpa use to say son, the sun shines on the good and the bad some or just a little hoter than others!
Subject: the minister and the cowboy
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.
I played golf yesterday and had my best nine hole round. Don't want to talk about the second nine!#%^&*!
Thought for the day, my grandpa use to say son, the sun shines on the good and the bad some or just a little hoter than others!
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