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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Good morning, this is for all my CATlovers! Oldie but goodie!...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has
provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"
Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with
me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here
and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you
that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my
love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new
companion will accept you as you are & will love you as I do, in spite
of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And
it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was
pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I
have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot
think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new
animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a
reflection of my own name, "and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved
him.And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was
content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel
came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride.
He struts and preens like peacock and he believes he is worthy of
Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion
who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The
companion Will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is
not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.
And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he
was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Dog was happy.
And the cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

Thought for the day, heaven is not a place but an aceptance!


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