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Thursday, May 20, 2004

Hi gang; it’s jump of day! I can hear the buzz as you make your weekend planes. Oh… that’s the neighbor cutting grass! Any way I know you have lots of plains, and running around to do.

I did manage to get the grass cut, and was going to trim today, but my meds. Held me close to the washroom all day. I think I have two more days to take that stuff.

Well I think I have gotten around to every one. If I missed anyone yell at me! I don’t have time to run around looking at new blogs. You guys keep me on my toes and I love it!

It would not be so bad if I could just get around and make comments. I got to read what others are saying, and make comments on their comments. Gee I had so many windows open today I forgot where I was originally! I think I might have commented twice on one.

Have you been over to Dorothy? She has her flower garden posted, real cool garden. All of a sudden my little garden looks puny! Hey but it’s mine. Read all about her Hog run coming up!

Ok ladies this one is for you! I will get flak from the guys, ENJOY! Remember granpa put me up to it!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman!

1) He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches.

2) He drove them to school, came home, picked up the dry cleaning and
took it to the cleaners, stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping, THEN drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

3) He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

4) Then, since it was already 1 P.M., he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

5) Next, he ran to the schools to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home.

6) At home, he set out milk and cookies, got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while ironing.

7) At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

8) At 9 P.M. he was EXHAUSTED and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong
to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,

"My son, I feel that you have learned your lesson and I
will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
However, you'll just have to wait nine months ...
You got pregnant last night!!!"

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Thought for the day, granpa use to say son. The grass always looks greener on the other side, unless you are colorblind!

Word for the day: Vignette.


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