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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

"More bounce to the ounce"

> My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service
> sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a
> sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep
> yellow-jackets away.
> Use them all the time when playing baseball and
> soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really
> works. The yellow jackets just veer around you.
> 1. All this time you've just been putting Bounce in
> the dryer! It will chase ants away when you lay a
> sheet near them. It also repels mice.
> 2. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in
> trailers, or cars that are sitting and it keeps mice
> from entering your vehicle.
> 3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums
> that don't get opened too often.
> 4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through
> a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
> 5. Eliminate static electricity from your television
> (or computer) screen.
> 6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static
> cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet
> of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.
> 7. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a
> sheet of Bounce.
> 8. To freshen the air in your home - Place an
> individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the
> closet.
> 9. Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
> 10. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded
> needle through a sheet of Bounce before beginning to
> sew.!
> 11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet
> of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
> 12. To freshen the air in your car - Place a sheet of
> Bounce under the front seat.
> 13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a
> sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight,
> and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently
> weakens the bond between the food and the pan.
> 14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of
> Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
> 15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of
> Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
> 16. Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds.
> Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust
> from resettling.
> 17. Wipe up sawdust from drilliing or sand papering. A
> used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack
> cloth.
> 18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an
> individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry
> bag or hamper.
> 19. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of
> Bounce in yourshoes or sneakers overnight.
> 20. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to
> keep the bees away.
> 21. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent
> before folding and storing them. It will keep them
> smelling fresh.
> 22. Quick, bounce this on within the next 5 minutes!
> Nothing will happen if you don't, but your friends
> will be glad to hear these hints

I have no idea if this works or not but thought some of you may want to try it. Sounds good but don't try to eat the stuf! :-D

Hey what the heck start your hump day with a bounce!


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