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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Love of the game

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 ye ars!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


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Blogger Dawn said...

LOL Joe. I loved it !!

Happy Thursday !


10:36 AM  
Anonymous Heather said...

That was funny! Have a great weekend! I'll be rooting for Tiger...

Nice new look by the way!

10:13 AM  
Blogger Sally said...

He looks pretty good to me! :)

Have a wonderful weekend, buddy.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Hi thanks for stopping by my blog. The joke is too funny! My daughter is in Alabama right now visiting her dad...she just got a t-shirt that said "It's a Southern thing, Y'all wouldn't understand it!"

Have a great weekend.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Maggie Rose said...

*chuckle* good one, Joe.

love the new blog site!! go, Joe.


7:42 AM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

Joe .... you could have combed your hair before having that photo taken of you. Next time remember, okay?

I luuuurve the new look.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend and sending you a beeg hug.

1:34 PM  
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