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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Hi every one, I played golf today and it was hot, hot! I got the surprise of my life today and still upset by it! As I was pulling into the golf course a big doe came out of the woods and tried to jump the car and landed on my wind shield. It Scared me so bad and I hate hitting anything. The hood on of the car got scratched up good but the window is not broken. More important I believe the deer was all right just stunned. She sprinted off into the woods. I got this in an e-mail today. David will get a kick out of it. You girls have probably hear this already!

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.64."
The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he way s going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook & you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your wont be doing much around the house this weekend you might as well go fishing!

Thought for the day, playing golf today I discovered the harder I try the worse I get!


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