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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I Think I Missed something?


Let's see if I understand
how the world works lately...




If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,



he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for
40 years and die of lung cancer,



your family blames the tobacco company.



If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,



you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,



you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old wrinkled ass
is parked in front of this computer,



I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

5 Comments:

Blogger Maggie Rose said...

LOL! you got it! Bill Gates it is.

Maggie

2:36 PM  
Anonymous cassie-b said...

None of it makes much sense to me. As kids, we were not only responsible for what we did, but occassionally responsible for what our friends did.

2:48 PM  
Blogger Sally said...

Bill Gates - that's a good one, buddy! And, I hope you do the same for me! :)

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

That pretty much sums it up these days, doesn't it? Nobody is responsible for nothin'.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Curtis said...

Now I like this post and yes it's true that no one is accountable for anything anymore. Strange but true...somehow things got turned around since I was a young lad. The world is going to you know where in a hand basket but I'll make sure Bill Gates pays if you kick the bucket while at your computer. lol

2:45 AM  

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